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  • Michael Gracie Indeed. Ranks up there with women in flowered sundresses and herding pups on my list of very favorite things. – Jul 26, 1:17 PM
  • Alex Pro hat. – Jul 25, 5:00 PM
  • Michael Gracie Noted. Thanks! Works really well on grass too. – Jul 24, 9:49 PM
  • Todd Decker For an extra dollar, use stainless steel screws. I actually learned this trick 30-years ago in Vermont. Just to get around their iced up driveways... – Jul 23, 8:34 AM
  • Michael Gracie Kinda pointy and sharp too. Says my digits. – Jul 15, 1:07 PM
  • Alex Dem teef! – Jul 13, 1:58 PM

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