Yesterday the catch was a grand total seven fish between three people – to add insult to injury the largest was a foul hooked tandem streamer victim that couldn’t be included in the count. Thankfully, however, we follow tip #1682 around here – included are:
Got up too early
Truck stop didn’t have enough Krispy Kremes for everyone
Snagged all nymphs in the first five casts
50 knot winds
Eggs were the wrong color
Alert from watch’s fishing calculator said “NO FISH”
Flows cut 20% the day before
Cold feet and lower legs made stepping on sinking line all too easy
Fish kept snapping 3X tippet
Moon set at 2pm
Numb hands made tying blood knots impossible
Forgot the scotch
Seeking additional excuses to add to the arsenal.