A list not worth saving
I’m thankful one of my guests yesterday was an attorney. He’s already threatened to sue me over my cooking and I need a good lawsuit to keep my mind off work this holiday season.
US investors should be thankful for the SEC. They’re keeping their priorities straight.
The fishing industry should be thankful that nobody weighed this roosterfish. They’re gonna save a lot of endorsement money as a result.
Retailers should be thankful gas prices are plummeting. Consumer confidence is on the rise, just in time for the holidays.
Social network addicts should be thankful they have so many online friends, and that getting rid of them is such a good laugh for the rest of us.
Those that have written off the mainstream media and its associated lackeys as toddlers in constant need of a new binky should be thankful that there are still some real grownups around.