Tunes most likely to coax a 30-pound carp onto the end of your fly line
Assuming you have an iPod (you technophile), are willing to risk your so-called thrasher brownlining reputation by carrying it out on the water (you tool), and haven’t been mugged for it yet (you lucky !@#%), the following tunes will very likely put you in the frame of mind to dodge sewage hook some thugs from the urban goldfish bowl.
Scrambled for your listening pleasure…
1 ) No Sleep Till Brooklyn – Beastie Boys
2 ) Torn – Creed
3 ) Delivery Man – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
4 ) Lying From You – Linkin Park
5 ) We Just Wanna Party With You – Snoop Dogg & JD
6 ) Breathe – Sugar Ray
7 ) Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle) – Limp Bizkit
8 ) Cowboy – Kid Rock
9 ) Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew
10 ) Waiting To Die – hed pe
11 ) Guilty – Gravity Kills
12 ) Hash Pipe – Weezer
13 ) Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe – Whale
14 ) La Grange – ZZ Top
15 ) The Beautiful People – Marilyn Manson
16 ) Bring The Noise – Public Enemy
17 ) Whatever – Godsmack
18 ) Pure Massacre – Silverchair
Warranty against rod breakage is not included. Explicit lyrics are.
MG signing off (to spin some vinyl at a nursing home)
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December 17th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Yeah man, 2LiveCrew. The official rappers of THE U. Magnanimous of a Gator boy to put that one on the list.
December 18th, 2009 at 1:42 am
I do not discriminate!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Major cool points for the hedPE MG, MAJOR cool points.
December 19th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
We aim to please (and hurt thy eardrums).
December 19th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I feel like Alice in Chains is worthy of this list. Perhaps the song Dirt. When I am fishing for carp the opening line is particularly relevant-”I have never felt such frustration or lack of self control.” Also Breathe by Sugar Ray should be replaced by Breathe by Fabolous.
December 21st, 2009 at 8:30 pm
FlyBoi-I haven’t seen you on the Drake in awhile, keep that bushmaster clean.
Gregory- Can I perhaps suggest the entire Chamillionaire CD or is it too soon for our audience?
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
even if the list were in rank order No Sleep Till Brooklyn would still be first
January 1st, 2010 at 7:58 pm
I’m pretty sure Greg’s caught like two carp and I dont think Nate has caught one. So don’t put stock in those suggestions. Here it is… Fat Bottomed Girls…Queen…Year…1978…album…Jazz. A close second is…”Needles in my feet”, a track by the obscure Albanian Rage Techno band “Smitu and the Hair Combs”.