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For this Microsoft ad, Free + Fun = Fail

June 10th, 2008

Saw this nifty ad on the top of a web page. I instantly felt bored. It said free, and it sounded like fun.

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Cure for what ailed me? No such luck - I arrived here.

fail

Departmental Quotes of the Day

December 18th, 2007

Slightly less amusing than owning banking stocks

From the Screw FASB And Their Damn Year End Closings Department:

  • Quickbooks for Mac users were caught in an update debacle, with Intuit’s latest patch eating files. Intuit’s initial response: “…our recommendation for now is to turn off your computer and do not use it further.”
  • From the Every Dog Has Their Day Department:

  • “Losers average losers” - Paul Tudor Jones; “Losers average losers, unless both ‘losers’ are Goldman Sachs” - anonymous
  • From the Sallie Mae’s Collateral Is Worthless Department:

  • “To err is Human, but it requires an MBA to really fuc* up.” - Barry Ritholtz
  • From the I’ll Take That Muni At LIBOR + 16 Department:

  • “It is really a situation where states have been making promises that they have to pay for tomorrow and not putting the money aside today.” - Susan Urahn, managing director at Pew Center on the States.
  • and…

    From the Microsoft Ain’t Dead Yet Department:

  • “While you are waiting for it, users are still saying ‘I’ll just send you the Excel file’. While you are waiting for it, 94% of the country is getting shit done.” - one very reasonable software engineer
  • Today in computing security non-surprises…

    November 1st, 2007

    Microsoft privacy guru Kim Cameron fell victim to a blog hacking. Commenters on the site went crazy, at once blaming Microsoft products and playing nutty fanboy over LAMP. Unfortunately for them, Cameron’s blog doesn’t run on an MS backend…it’s FreeBSD cranking Wordpress. No surprise…it’s neither Cameron’s or Microsoft’s fault, unless a jury concludes guilt by association is a crime.

    In other news, Stan Schroeder pounces…Macs are susceptible to viruses, despite what all the Apple fanboys think. I’m a longtime (but only semi-smug) Mac user, and I’ve previously warned Mac users to stay humble. A history of the OS X security debate via this susceptible-to-hacks blog can be found here.

    Mucho mini-roundup on Facebook, Microsoft and Google

    October 25th, 2007

    - Terrence Russell says Microsoft really didn’t overpay for it’s Facebook stake.

    - A journalist shill says Facebook is tripling up with some hedge funds while the going’s hot.

    - A credible source tries making sense of it all and concludes by inference that people never learn (even if the lesson just whacked their friends on the side of the head).

    - Still others are laughing that the joke’s not on them.

    Is this just a distraction? Did Google get Microsoft to pay a quarter-billion for some ad potential just as online advertising begins slipping?

    UPDATES:

    - Kara Swisher annihilates, with courtesy and professionalism.

    - Rumors by fake people have been picked up by the real. Note: that doesn’t necessarily validate anything.

    - Josh Catone opines it may be all about search.

    - Paul Kedrosky says Microsoft is now cursed.

    Meanwhile…

    More apps targeting humans with no money. And bad credit. All those ads, and no buying power. Hmm.

    STILL MORE:

    The Microsoft investment instantly makes MySpace worth $65 billion.