Here they are!
1) Free Hair Loss DVD
Spamroll say: I shave my head
2) Whats Your Nutrition IQ?
Spamroll say: I eat what I want when I want – lucky me..I’m only 210
3) Hidden Camera the Size of a Quarter
Spamroll say: I need permission to film first
4) Dell – Delivery Confirmation #048Q-VBCC6735
Spamroll say: Me own an Apple!
5) Get 10% Back on Your First Purchase
Spamroll say: No site revenue, no first purchase!
6) Fwd: You Have  New Photos @ AOL
Spamroll say: I told her not to take pictures
7) Want a 5 Megapixel Digital Camera?
Spamroll say: No, because I told her not to take pictures, and she won’t give me permission to film either
8) Enjoy downloading Free Unlimited Music and More
Spamroll say: Free unlimited music that I can’t play anywhere – no thanks.
9) 14 Ways to Survive the Bank Holiday Weekend!
Spamroll say: I’m an entrepreneur – I have no money. What do I need a bank for?
10) Car shows and classifieds
Spamroll say: I drive a truck – U-turns over medians are a hoot!