First, a million PC trojan spewing botnet is discovered hiding under the porch. While it is trying to get unsnagged from a stray nail (Uncle Bill never could use a hammer right), another botnet, slightly swifter at only 650,000 strong, runs up and knocks at the door.
I’d say turn off the computer, and pull out the M. Night Shyamalan movie collection. It is going to be a long year.
FYI: the creepy, hiding trojan network is extremely sophisticated, and consuming bank accounts for sustenance.