The Mad Shredder Dash

I wish there was a company out there that made nothing but shredders. I would be buying their stock, and posting this story, repeatedly, each day.

PS: When you hit Office Depot for that new shredder, don’t skimp on a cheap one, but beware of the “ultra-secure” cross-cut variety. They jam a lot more than strip-cut family. And buy the extended warranty – when it finally breaks (after you jammed a copy of some politician’s memoirs down it) – you’ll be glad you did.

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