Over half of all PCs may be doomed

Doomed to get upgrades, that is. If Steve Ballmer can’t get the infections fixed, who can?

Microsoft just released a report that says 60% of all PCs are infected with some virus, malware, etc. Yikes. However, all is not lost, timely as it may be. Hackers will get a sneak peek at Vista security features really soon. That way, they can crack it silly in 30 seconds, Vista can get delayed until 2009, and you won’t have to upgrade.

Ha.