Your fantasy identity now being threatened

As if it wasn’t dangerous enough to be online, with the potential of having your credit cards or bank account passwords stolen by some creep, now all you online gamers have to worry about holding onto your magic swords as well.

All I’d be worried about is my invisibility potion, as if I had nothing better to do than pretend I was some warlock tromping goblins in cyberspace, I’d certainly want to be as stealthy as possible.