You are not alone – even marketers get phished.
Some quick answers for Seth:
Yes – it’s criminal and the purveyors of the messages know this or they wouldn’t be masking header information and hitting the send button from run-down trailers in the woods;
Yes – it’s different then robbing a bank, because robbers usually carry guns and guns kill people – spam just aggravates them;
Sorry – this mail is nothing new, and not particularly sophisticated.
The end.
UPDATE: If you can’t tell the good from the bad, ignore them all.