Parents are up in arms – WiFi is supposedly bad for kids – now wireless connections are rumored to be getting removed from schools everywhere.
While you are at it, parents, throw away those cordless phones. Ditto for the microwave ovens. Don’t let your kids visit any household that has either, and keep them away from 7-11s while you’re at it.
And if you clean up good, there is no way you can defend yourself against the RIAA (after your kid uses Kazaa to download 10,000 songs), by saying you had an open wireless hub. So ha!