BREAKING: United Industrial takes over the world!

Your economic worries are over, at least if you are a shareholder of United Industrial (NYSE: UIC).


An $85 trillion market cap! These guys must have been doing one hell of a rollup – the only reason nobody heard about it was because of the M&A backlog on the street.

UPDATE: Oops…that must have been Zimbabwe dollars.

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