PIMCO still whining – now attempting humor as well

Bill Gross of bond fame has been whining for some time. Reason: his portfolio at the PIMCO Total Return Fund is full of GSE bonds and he knows it’s going down, down, down.

His latest blathering is veiled in an attempt at humor (more like an inane distraction, but bear with me) – the entree is some ludicrous poll comparing Louis Rukeyser with Jim Cramer. I don’t much care for “investment media”, mostly because I believe they are nothing but stock shills being compensated somewhere, someplace. In other words, a lot are frauds, skirting securities law for the dis-benefit of the gullible investing public. Added…Gross thinks Cramer is a daring pundit (because he was once a money manager himself). Sure – and a money manager that blew up (but saved his own ass via his oft-touted ‘trust’) just like Bill Gross will probably do. But Cramer does have a house on the beach with oil under it – some are impressed so I guess that makes him okay.

Bottom line – Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were the closest thing to socialized medicine for the housing sickness of the late 80’s/early 90’s as anyone could imagine who lived through the New Deal Era. Gross became the famed bond investor while riding the wave of easy money – now management ineptitude (and basic economics) are coming back to haunt the GSEs and their investors, and Gross is begging for the US Treasury to bail him out.

If I was the CIO of an insurer or pension fund, I’d be running from the GSE-overweighted bond portfolios like you might if approached at a cocktail party by someone that was recently busted cheating on their spouse with a farm animal.

And after reading Bill Gross’s diatribe, which at once beckoned for a new bull market in bonds while simultaneously putting the onus on the Fed to make it happen, maybe he should think about a new poll – that which decides whether investing in GSE paper is more like running with bulls…or sleeping with sheep.

MORE: Barry Ritholtz asks “WTF is up with PIMCO?” and notes that the “quasi-homage to Cramer” was just plain “weird”.