The ASSME Holiday Party

From the newly formed ‘American Society of Shit-Canned Media Elites’…

The society exists in part because they refuse to use the word ‘party’ instead of ‘fete’, but why worry about the fact you are a pompous tool when you can sit around drowning your sorrows and blaming the internet!

As least they understand how to motivate – applying ‘asshole’ to directives certainly gets me moving.

(h/t AdAge)