“Screw you, AARP” – Ben Bernanke and Tim Geithner, March 18, 2009
The AP wind up:
With the country sinking deeper into recession, the Federal Reserve launched a bold $1.2 trillion effort Wednesday to lower rates on mortgages and other consumer debt, spur spending and revive the economy. To do so, the Fed will spend up to $300 billion to buy long-term government bonds and an additional $750 billion in mortgage-backed securities guaranteed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke and his colleagues wrapped a two-day meeting by leaving a key short-term bank lending rate at a record low of between zero and 0.25 percent. Economists predict the Fed will hold the rate in that zone for the rest of this year and for most — if not all — of next year.
The decision to hold rates near zero was widely expected. But the Fed’s plan to buy government bonds and the sheer amount — $1.2 trillion — of the extra money to be pumped into the U.S. economy was a surprise.
Surprise, surrprise, surrrprise.
You heard that right, boys and girls – the government is now exchanging its debt for money that it prints, and buying bonds from wholly-owned subsidiaries in exchange for yet more cash. Never has anything struck a resemblance closer to taking money out of the right pocket and sticking it in the left. I guess the Chinese weren’t particularly impressed with the government’s assurances.
A premonition from Guy Kawasaki that may just be humor, but might not be too far from becoming reality:
Going down to the casino to eat. May cost me $500.
The bullishness at the printing press may put a temporary halt to the wealth destruction we’ve become accustomed to, but creating $1.2 trillion out of thin air has a high probability of turning inflation worries into nightmare.
If you thought you were now retirement-poor as a result of the decimation your IRA/401k endured in the last few quarters, imagine what already retired folks who live on fixed incomes are going to think when a loaf of bread costs $15. What home value they have left, now being extracted in bulk through the magic of reverse-mortgages, is being used to pay jacked-up supplemental insurance premiums and co-pays.
If universal coverage doesn’t wind up killing them, now starvation will.