The Social Media Guru

Show me to your computer, and I’ll hook your twitter to your facebook and plug your blog feed into my reader. Then, only if you’re good, I’ll ask my friends to follow you, and be nice to you, and maybe even comment on your posts until I tell them to stop or they get bored of your endless meandering crap.

Parental discretion advised.

(h/t E. Sizemore)

Comments

Marshall Cutchin says:

What’s social media? Whatever it is, that was funny.

Whatever it is, it takes super f**king awesome people to do it.

I am bored of your analog attitude.