Tunes most likely to coax a 30-pound carp onto the end of your fly line

Assuming you have an iPod (you technophile), are willing to risk your so-called thrasher brownlining reputation by carrying it out on the water (you tool), and haven’t been mugged for it yet (you lucky !@#%), the following tunes will very likely put you in the frame of mind to dodge sewage hook some thugs from the urban goldfish bowl.

Scrambled for your listening pleasure…

1 ) No Sleep Till Brooklyn – Beastie Boys
2 ) Torn – Creed
3 ) Delivery Man – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
4 ) Lying From You – Linkin Park
5 ) We Just Wanna Party With You – Snoop Dogg & JD
6 ) Breathe – Sugar Ray
7 ) Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle) – Limp Bizkit
8 ) Cowboy – Kid Rock
9 ) Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew
10 ) Waiting To Die – hed pe
11 ) Guilty – Gravity Kills
12 ) Hash Pipe – Weezer
13 ) Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe – Whale
14 ) La Grange – ZZ Top
15 ) The Beautiful People – Marilyn Manson
16 ) Bring The Noise – Public Enemy
17 ) Whatever – Godsmack
18 ) Pure Massacre – Silverchair

Warranty against rod breakage is not included. Explicit lyrics are.

MG signing off (to spin some vinyl at a nursing home)