The lovely picture to the immediate right is an absolutely perfect reproduction of my finest catch this weekend, while fishing a famed Colorado tailwater. In fact, said picture also depicts all the other trout I caught during this fly-fishing excursion. And, as if you already thought I might be pulling your leg this very moment, I am here to say this image, in all its technicolor glory, additionally represents the sum total of the trout caught by the two people I brought to this magnificent stretch of water, ostensibly as their guide.
MG signing off (to realign the
stars Matrix using this picture)