If I Were Destitute…

1) I would not kick a dog

2) Or kill a fish I’d caught for sport

3) I would not insult a woman in public

4) Or disparage a child in any forum

5) I would not dishonor a US military veteran

6) Or burn a flag when they weren’t looking

7) I would not take a side I knew was not just

8) Or simply take a side for self-benefit

9) I would not espouse a mantra because it was popular

10) Nor wipe my ass with the New York Times

MG signing off (because some things aren’t worth doing no matter how bad off one might be)

Comments

James says:

I wouldn’t wipe with the WSJ. But the New York Times is my go to for toilet paper. It is all it is really good for.