Hallowed Waters of Mystery, Intrigue, and Bad Oarsmanship


  • Three #14 Parachute Adams, two #16 LaFontaine Sparkle Caddis Pupa, and one #14 Tan Elk Hair Caddis fooling two dozen brown trouts – about $5
  • Five hours of road time and the number of a reliable shuttle service now permanently ensconced in the Rolodex – roughly $120
  • Yours truly getting the boat wedged in a rock wall, culminating in no grand tragedy other than a horrified look on his face …



MG signing off (because you knew the punch line already)


Eric English says:

Were you trying to read the heiroglyphics?

While I am often asked to decipher the true meaning of the Memphis decree, in this case I was simple trying to row a boat. Hence, said vessel got very stuck.

Thankfully, we had an ample supply of empty beer cans, ripcord, and gunpowder to assist in the dislodging process.

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