If you don’t know what a junk bond is or what’s happening to them right now, please run along. For the rest, this went to a trader friend this morning at 9:13am MST …
On the last day of Hanukkah
My true love gave to me
A portfolio of high-yield
FINANCE FRIEND: silence
It did in fact turn out good for a return phone call a few hours later. The conglomerate response was:
You’re not very funny, so where did that come from?
CNBC are fucking idiots
And finally …
I’m too fat to play golf right now.
I think the last was code for “I’m looking for a new job as we speak.”
MG signing off (to spread more holiday cheer)