Tag: low price

Black Friday really means “low Friday”

So a whole bunch of people wind up fighting over low-priced laptops being sold at Walmart.

What does that mean for the rest of us? A bunch of computers are now floating around, invariably connected to “low-priced” broadband, in the homes of “low-intelligence” individuals, creating “low-friction” access on the part of “low-down” botnet creators and spammers.

I am so fricken glad I have a “high-priced” computer created by a “high-falootin” company like Apple.

If I happen to get infected by some strain of digital malfeasance, I am suing Walmart (with a “low-priced” lawyer of course).