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The most disappointing part of the end-of-the-world prophesy

Rather than partake in the traditional fish and chips, with a pint of Guinness, last night my friends and I consumed poached salmon over basil noodles, along with bargain Chardonnay. Sure, it sounds like a grand ole time, but the unnecessary preparations for the zombie apocalypse, performed in accordance with the CDC’s guidelines, has now really taken the wind out of my sails.

No, it isn’t that the end-of-the-world failed to materialize, but being 18 time zones away from it’s predicted beginning when it didn’t happen.

MG signing off (prematurely disappointed that no zombies will be knocking on my door)